BASIC ADULT EDUCATION FOR WOMEN - Men will LOVE this

 

 

Spring Classes for Women at  THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER  REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sat., May 29, 2010  NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.  Class 1  Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.  Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..  Class 2  Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion.  Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.  Class 3  Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.  Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.  Class 4  Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.  Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.  Class 5  Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.  Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM  Class 6  How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups.  Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM  Class 7  Can a   Bath  Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.  Class 8  Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!  Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.  Class 9  I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.  Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.  Class 10  How to  Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.  4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.  Class 11  Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined    Class 12  How to Shop by Yourself.  Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.  Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.  Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day ....    And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor

 

IMPORTANT... PLEASE DON"T IGNORE THIS

 

There's a site called spokeo.com and it's an online phone book

that has information that you have posted on different sites,  

your home address, family members names, home phone number,

credit score, credit card numbers, profession, home value,

income , # of children, age, etc.. and if Anyone pays a small fee,

they can get ALL that information about you ...

 

Don't Believe me.. Do A Search for Yourself

http://www.spokeo.com 

HOW TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE SITE _

How can I remove my information from Spokeo search?

 

First visit http://www.spokeo.com 

Search for your name and information page

there will be other people with the same name,  so Make sure you have

YOUR INFO PAGE - copy the URL (you need it to be removed)

 

IF YOU USE AOL - USE IE or another browser FOR THIS PART -

IT WON'T WORK w/ AOL....

 

Then go to www.spokeo.com/privacy  

Enter the URL of YOUR spokeo page and a REAL email address

once you've entered the info, hit send /submit

and it will tell you that you need to open & read the Email they've sent to you.

 

Once you get that email, MAKE SURE TO COPY THE URL that's Will

REMOVE YOU and paste it into your browser to be OFFICIALLY REMOVED..

 

YOU WILL get a confirmation email stating you've been removed..

 

 

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Please note that since the information aggregated by Spokeo is publicly available, opting out of Spokeo does NOT remove the information from its original sources, which are hundreds of additional websites.

 

You may remove your information listed on social networks by deleting your profiles or by setting them to "Private."  Spokeo's Privacy Mirroring Technology can detect the latest privacy settings of your content, and will update our database accordingly.  If you would like to remove your information from all of these websites, please consult www.ReputationDefender.com

 or other privacy-protection services.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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