I'm Sure You can relate to at least one of these!
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. Whoever invented fitted sheets forgot to include an instructional manual
on how to fold them.
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on step 5.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. Whoever invented fitted sheets forgot to include an instructional manual
on how to fold them.
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on step 5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment
at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?
I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that
I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ...ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring ... Hello? Hello? Hello! ...
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ...ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring ... Hello? Hello? Hello! ...
but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and
then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just
so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day
"Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?"
Now ... how am I supposed to respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers Ad campaign that says,
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers Ad campaign that says,
"every kiss begins with Kay".
I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night,
more kisses begin with Miller Lite's than Kay Jewelers..
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