Monday, August 30, 2010

This is ADORABLE

This should put a smile on your face.. Adorable..
 
coochie coochie coo..
 
 
 
 
 
=-)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Great Site to Interpret Your Blood Tests

GREAT SITE TO INTERPRET YOUR BLOOD TESTS -
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
=-)
 
 

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Bottle Bombs - Be Careful Before you pick up Empty Bottles

THIS IS TRUE -
 
Click on the Snopes web page listed below, read the article and
watch the video.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp
 
Please pass on to your friends & family.
 
This is true and happened just a few months ago -- April 27.
Do NOT pick up any plastic bottles in your yard, in your mailbox, etc.,
with liquid in them and the cap still on. Please read this and then
click the Snopes link for more info and to watch their video! Please be
careful.

People are finding plastic bottles, just waiting for someone to
pick them up intending to put 'em in the trash. But, they'll never make
it! It only takes about 30 seconds for the bomb to explode after you
move the bottle.

The bomb is a plastic bottle with a cap, containing a little
Drano, a little water, and a small piece of tin foil. Disturb it by
moving it; and BOOM! No fingers left and other serious effects to your
face, eyes, etc.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Saturday, May 22, 2010

Microsoft® Windows® Malicious Software Removal Tool

 
This tool checks your computer for infection by specific, prevalent malicious software (including Blaster, Sasser, and Mydoom) and helps to remove the infection if it is found. Microsoft will release an updated version of this tool on the second Tuesday of each month.
 

The Microsoft Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool checks Windows Vista, WIndows 7, Windows XP, Windows 2000, and Windows Server 2003 computers for and helps remove infections by specific, prevalent malicious software—including Blaster, Sasser, and Mydoom. When the detection and removal process is complete, the tool displays a report describing the outcome, including which, if any, malicious software was detected and removed. The tool creates a log file named mrt.log in the %WINDIR%\debug folder.

To download the x64 version of Malicious Software Removal Tool, click here.  http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=585D2BDE-367F-495E-94E7-6349F4EFFC74

This tool is not a replacement for an anti-virus product.

To help protect your computer, you should use an anti-virus product.

Microsoft will release an updated version of this tool on the second Tuesday of each month. New versions will be made available through this web page, Windows Update, and the Malicious Software Removal Tool Web site on Microsoft.com.

To have the newest versions automatically delivered and installed as soon as they are released, set the Automatic Updates feature to Automatic. The version of this tool delivered by Windows Update runs on your computer once a month, in the background. If an infection is found, the tool will display a status report the next time you start your computer. If you would like to run this tool more than once a month, run the version that is available from this Web page or use the version on the Malicious Software Removal Tool Web site.

Please review KB890830 for the list of malicious software that the current version of the tool is capable of removing as well as usage instructions. Also, please be aware that this tool reports anonymous information back to Microsoft in the event that an infection is found or an error is encountered. The above KB article contains information on how to disable this functionality and what specific information is sent to Microsoft.

It is strongly recommended that you review KB891716 before you consider deploying this tool in an enterprise environment.

The user must be an administrator to run this tool. This tool will not run on any version of Windows 98, Windows ME, or Windows NT 4.0.

Note that this download is now a multi-lingual tool. For all supported languages, the same tool will show the correct language depending on the language of the operating system.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

BASIC ADULT EDUCATION FOR WOMEN - Men will LOVE this

 
 

Spring Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., May 29, 2010 


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
. 

Class 1
 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
 

Class 2
 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 

Class 3
 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 4
 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
 

Class 5
 
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6
 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7
 
Can a   Bath  Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8
 
Health Watch--They Make Medicine
for PMS - USE IT! 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9
 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10
 
How to  Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 

Class 11
 
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
 .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
   

Class 12
 
How to Shop by Yourself.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 


Upon completion of
 ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. 


Send this to all your guy friends

for the best chuckle of their day ....   

And to all your gal friends who

have a sense of humor